Oh, Sally's, sweet den of iniquity!  Sally's, home of how many drunken college nights, how many forgetful twenty-firsts? Sally's, whose rooms are a naughty Pandora's box of alcoholic temptation. Sally's, for a cheap drink! Sally's for pool, or a round of Big Buck Hunter, or a pitcher with your buddies! University of Minnesota students have been singing such praises for Sally's for more than a decade, and many a formative college experience has been had here, to be sure. In case you didn't know, Sally is a female gopher, invented as a companion for the U's presumably lonely mascot, Goldy. It's hard to be lonely at Sally's, though--unless you've already graduated and your chugging days are behind you.