Phone, E-mail, Voice Mail

Whatever happened to basic communication?

July 2006

By William Swanson

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Merely Annoying:	Asinine:	Hanging Offense:	Sign of the Coming Apocalypse:

Doing a movie star impression on your message
Unless you’re really, really good.

Having your six-year-old record your message
Unless you’re Leopold Mozart.

Pretending to be your golden retriever on the message
Unless nothing.

Rude, Crude and Clueless

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