Concert Halls

Once a refuge of refined behavior, now it’s Animal House with better music.

July 2006

Merely Annoying:	Asinine:	Hanging Offense:	Sign of the Coming Apocalypse:

Starting late
Life’s short. Get on with it.

Leaving early
Not that short. Kindly remain seated until the Fat Lady sings.

Shouting “Diva!” after the Fat Lady sings

Chatting during the performance
Like, you’ve got more to say than Mozart.

Obligatory standing ovations

Cell phones

Rude, Crude and Clueless