Anywhere, Anytime

Merely Annoying:	Asinine:	Hanging Offense:	Sign of the Coming Apocalypse:

Chewing gum

Cracking your knuckles
Only slightly more evolved than dragging them.

Smoking
One more time for the slow learners: You’re fouling our air and endangering our health. And this is no more about “individual freedom” than barreling through a red
     light.

Wait staff, clerks, telephone solicitors, et al. who use our first nameYou don’t know me. I don’t know you. So until I tell you otherwise, it’s Mister Know-It-All-Smarty-Pants.

Not shoveling your walk
Unneighborly. Dangerous. Against the law.

Not cleaning up after your dog
Even Barkley is embarrassed.

Flossing in public
Well, thanks for not picking your nose.

Incessant talkers
Blah, blah, blah. If you were only half as interesting as you think you are . . . .

Bigots
We hate you too.

Close talkers
Can we interest you in a Certs?

Public scolds

Cell phones